P.S. Any comments on Paula last night? Drugged much? I think yes.
Spencer Pratt: Sure, I could pretend I don't watch The Hills with Jana and pretend that I didn't faithfully watch Laguna Beach but that wouldn't be the truth now would it? I love LC and Lo but I loathe Spencer Pratt. Anybody with me on this one?Dr. Phil: Saw him at a car show in Dallas once and I'm pretty sure my eyes burned holes in the back of his fat, shiny head. Stacy London: the only thing worse than her being on TLC's What Not to Wear is giving her her own talk show. Seriously.
Paula Abdul: Straight up now tell me...is it possible to make millions on TV when you can't even string a coherent sentence together? It is! And for those of you who stalk our blog, the question of the week: Who's YOUR least favorite TV personality?
For this week's YouTube post, my brother reminded me how funny the Trunk Monkey commercials are. Apparently they're for a car dealership back east and this video is a compilation of all of them. I think the second one is my fave...
Thanks again, Mom and Dad, for watching Dallas so we could go!
Happy Birthday! We love you!!
Here is the letter I would write to myself at age 17:
I know you think you're fat but you're not. You're in the best shape you'll ever be in, so enjoy it!
Keep up the "no boyfriend" rule. You'll still get a lot of free meals on first and second dates and it's a lot more fun that way.
You don't go on a mission or on study abroad. In fact, you've still never left North America. But it's really okay. You come to terms with it.
Yes, you get into BYU. You even graduate.
Yes, you get married. And yes, he is hot.
Yes, you are fertile and you make VERY cute babies.
Appreciate your parents. When you become a mom, you will gain a new respect for them. Make sure you tell them you love them everyday.
BE NICE TO YOUR LITTLE SISTER!! She will become one of your best friends and you will never be able to shake the fact that you treated her so poorly, no matter how many times she tells you it's okay.
Get all the sleep you can while you can. Especially in college. There is just no good reason to stay up all night. You'll miss it later, trust me. (Ignore this advice the first time Clint calls. Go ahead and talk all night. That one missed nights sleep will be well worth it).
Count your blessings. I'm not sure why the Lord gives you so much, a lot of the time you don't deserve it. But don't question it, just enjoy it and thank Him everyday.
I am going to give it til next week so people can get their links changed, etc. Sorry to be such a pain in the you-know.
Jessica Beil & Evangeline Lilly (from LOST). Now tell me they don't look like twins. I, however, look like neither of them. Nor could I ever pull off such plunging necklines. Nor am I tan. Nor do I have my hair perfectly curled everyday.
I kid you not, he wanted to wear these glasses. At one point Stacie took them off of his face and he was not a happy camper. What a weirdo:
Two months ago, who woulda thunk he'd be SMILING while on his tummy?!? I'm not complaining. Okay, I do have one complaint. The kid is only 5 months old and he is already trying to get his knees underneath himself. All of my prayers that he won't become mobile until AFTER I am bringing him to work with me 40 hours a week are being ignored. I am, however, very grateful that my prayers for a happy, healthy baby are being abundantly answered:
In an effort to occupy my ever-more-active little guy so that I could listen to at least a few minutes of Conference, we put him in this awesome contraption at my Mom's house. Boy did he love it. It is now sitting next to my desk at work in hopes of the same reaction here so Mommy can get some work done:
I know this is really narcistic but I swear he is so cute that sometimes I just stare at him and can't believe I grew him myself. Is that weird?
Now for the YouTube clip of the week...He's probably the funniest guy on the planet and my all-time favorite standup comedian: Demetri Martin. Allow me to introduce him to you...